assalamu alaykum
water birth...so the poop floats up? Why do I know this? Public swimming baths...never get in one.
jellymill: i didnt specify who the poop should be thrown at

I just meant anyone who may want to enter that's not welcome! Like my sister. I know she'd take pictures of me looking ugly and blackmail me...like when i had to wear my scouts leader uniform in a public park. the shame.
ok C section it is.
bye
edit: you ladies are fast! i choose scar, pain , bedridden for a few weeks vc ''other'' natural cons. but i havent given birth so Zakk can go ahead and punch me
some men may see it as ''a miracle'' and others ...not. Perhaps there's a way in which to tell how ur husband may react? no idea. I'm sure u couldn't care less for months after the birth, though.