so i have this crazy cool white non muslim friend and she knows i dont date and stuff...anyways, she's hilarious and just im'ed me going, i think i know your future husband. and im like, what? no wayz! how? and she's like BECAUSE YOU ARE BOTH CUTIE PIE MUSLIM BOOS

bahaahaha. that cracked me up...i think she thinks just cuz she realized one of her other guy friends is a muslim and she knows i am too we should get married..cuz she's all like, you're getting married..he's a former soccer player! and apparently he's jordanian. and im like, you're kidding and she's like no and is trying to send me pics of him and get us to meet and im like whoa

this girl is serious business