04-24-2008, 07:57 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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Re: Getting Old.... So Old.
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Originally Posted by ShotgunMessiah
I'm going to be 25 this year. That's when people have their quarter-life crisis, but I'm already married and owning a home so I don't know what kind of crazy crap I'm going to do for mine. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
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You should bake your wife a cake, plant yourself in the middle and jump out at her when she walks in the door! 1) You made your own birthday cake and 2) You surprised her! Do you get it? You know when the husband goes through the midlife crisis and does the stripclub thing with a stripper jumping out of the cake (or is that a bachelor party?  )...except you're keeping it halaal but the theme is similar...uhhhh...and I sound like an idiot dont I? 
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