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Old 04-11-2008, 07:34 PM
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Default Re: The Pathan and his guest

I got one.

A Pathan buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to the lottery office to claim his winnings and the clerk verifies his ticket number.
The Pathan says, "I want my $20 million."
The clerk replies, "No, Sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."
Pathan says, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."
Again, the clerk explained that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Pathan, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! if you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my 1 dollar back!"
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