Re: Help! Anyone know a decent poem about being a Muslim woman?
Walking through the alleyway
At 4am
On the way to fajr prayer
no trafffic, no chaos, no mayhem.
A Kaffir jumps out and attacks
But she's got her ninja moves
She front kicks him spinning in the morning air
She's got a headscarf and she's got the grooves.
"Look Mr Kaffir, i can slam my heel into the left side of your brain
but i'll let you off if you bow your head in shame.
Come pray with me and i might even marry you
Shame me and flying-kick you to the moon...
before you can say the words..."paper boy"
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