assalamu alaykum
see which desperate housewife you are (or which would make a good love match
)
Desperate Housewives - which housewife are you? - ABC.com
(ex-superman lover):I'm so happy I could kiss you!
Bree: You're funny.
Bree is trying to set up her son Andrew with her ex- roof contracter, in order to mend his broke heart and have him fix her roof again
Andrew: What are you doing?
Bree:I'm just trying to stay out of the way of all those sparks that are flying!
Andrew: Sparks? The man is twice my age!
Bree: Yes, but he's also...he's got a great sense of.....okay, do you know how hard it is to get a good contractor?
Andrew: oh, my God!
Bree: And poor Walter just had his heart broken, so if it takes you being nice to him to get our house fixed, then..
Andrew: You're pimping me out for a new roof?!
Bree: and windows! And I am not pimping you out, I'm simply asking you to show some kindness to a lonely man who happens to be an excellant roofer.
Andrew: Look, if by kindness you mean sex -
Bree: watch your mouth. I would never suggest that. You can raise a man's hopes without satisfying them, I've done it all my life. Andrew, I have to get back into my house and you are my only hope
Andrew: fine. For you I will flirt, I will flatter and I will charm...
Bree: Oh, bless you.
Andrew: And in exchange I expect a 60inch flat screen TV
Bree: Fine, and if you can get him to be underbudget, I will throw in surround sound
one of the best scenes ever was when Danielle dressed up as her mum at a halloween fancy dress party