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Default Re: The Official JOKE Thread

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Originally Posted by muslimahpower View Post
Desi Teachers' English:

In class :
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere
come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come
in.
* Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away
outside
* Both of you three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the window.
* Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.
* Take 5 cm wire of any length.

About family :
* I have two daughters both of them are girls

At the play ground :
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.

Pronouncing punishment :
* You, rotate the ground four times
* You, go and under-stand the tree
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why you are late - say YES or NO

And 'Sir' at his best...!!!
*Desi teacher to a boy, angrily--> I talk, he talk,
why you middle middle talk ?
why you middle middle talk?
lol i love it!
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When Sulayman ibn AbdulMalik visited Makkah, he asked if there was anyone present who has met the companions of RasulAllah (saw).
“Abu Hazim,” they replied.
“Why is it that we dislike death? Why is it we don't want to die?” Sulayman asked.
Abu Hazim replied, “Because you have built and established this world and you have destroyed your Aakhirah, so you hate to go from what you have established to what you have destroyed.”


يا نفس ويحك ما الذي يرضيك في دنيا العفن؟
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