Re: The Official JOKE Thread
Desi Teachers' English:
In class :
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere
come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come
in.
* Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away
outside
* Both of you three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the window.
* Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.
* Take 5 cm wire of any length.
About family :
* I have two daughters both of them are girls
At the play ground :
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
Pronouncing punishment :
* You, rotate the ground four times
* You, go and under-stand the tree
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why you are late - say YES or NO
And 'Sir' at his best...!!!
*Desi teacher to a boy, angrily--> I talk, he talk,
why you middle middle talk ?
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My Lord, Expand for me my breast and make my work easy for me and loosen the knot from my tongue so they may understand my speech (Quran)
In happy moments, praise Allah. In difficult moments, seek Allah. In quiet moments, worship Allah. In painful moments, trust Allah. In every moment, thank Allah.
"Friends on that Day will be foes; one to another except Al-Muttaqoon (the pious)"
[al-Zukhruf 43:67]
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