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Originally Posted by Haramoobobi
Assalaamalaykumwarathmatullhabaraktuhu
(props to displaced for the idea)
Marriage Bio Data Form
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Find a Suitable Match
Please provide your particulars
Name: Who wants to know?
Date of birth: Old enough to be legal, young enough to be bad
Sex: Only if you're good at it
Height: Tall enough
Weight: Why, are you going to bench press me?
Income: More than you
Occupation: Aspiring socialite
Your background (brief writeup):
I'm a model you know what I mean,
And I do my little turn on the catwalk,
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah,
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car,
Too sexy by far,
And I'm too sexy for my hat,
Too sexy for my hat, what do you think about that?
Details of Parents
Father's Name: Baba
Occupation: If I told you, I'd have to kill you
Family Income: More than you'll ever make
Mother's Name: Amma
Her Occupation: Trophy wife
Brothers: "two dudes"
Sisters: Uh, why would I want competition?
Joint/nuclear family: Pot is bad for you. So is radiation.
Please provide a writeup of your family:
Till the one day when the lady met this fellow,
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch.
That this group would somehow form a family.
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.
The Brady Bunch, The Brady Bunch.
Selection criterion for your would be life partner
Specify your preferences for your life partner: Gerard Butler
Occupation: Actor
Qualification: Law School
Employment status: Coming soon to a screen near you
Place of residency: LA, NY, Glasgow? Better yet, you tell me...
Age group: 38
Fair colour: Well, he's white
Height: 6'3" (source: IMDB)
Weight: IMDB didn't say
Income: Presumably more than I can spend
Attractive features: Scottish accent, blue eyes, six pack
Please provide a writeup of other things you are looking for:
All others need not apply. And Gerry darling, please forgive my OCD need to fix spellings and formatting.