Islamica | Site Wide Activity http://www.islamicaweb.com/activity/feed Site Wide Activity Feed Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:59:01 +0000 http://buddypress.org/?v=1.5.4 en http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/234 support wrote a new post, Marilyn Muslim http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/234 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:59:01 +0000 support wrote a new post, Marilyn Muslim Thumbnail

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]]> http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/231 support wrote a new post, Doctors Ticked At All These 'New Computer Guys' http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/231 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:56:47 +0000 support wrote a new post, Doctors Ticked At All These 'New Computer Guys' ThumbnailLOS ANGELES, CA - "They're like cockroaches, I tell you!" exclaims Dr. Sikandar Ahmed at an annual Muslim American Medical Association (MAMA) convention in Los Angeles. "These computer guys are ruining […]

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]]> http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/228 support wrote a new post, Revlon Releases Controversial Clear Plastic Hijab http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/228 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:53:42 +0000 support wrote a new post, Revlon Releases Controversial Clear Plastic Hijab ThumbnailNEW YORK, NY - In an expected move to expand into untapped markets, cosmetic manufacturer Revlon unveiled its first entry into the Islamic fashion scene. Dubbed 'The Clear Alternative', the clear-plastic hijab is […]

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]]> http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/223 support wrote a new post, Khabsistan Adds More Nations To Worst Insult List http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/223 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:50:20 +0000 support wrote a new post, Khabsistan Adds More Nations To Worst Insult List ThumbnailYOMAMA, Khabsistan - In what seems to be a habitual pattern of souring international relations, Prime Minister Iftikhar Boutros Gilani of the self-declared nation of Khabsistan announced yet another severing of […]

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]]> http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/219 support wrote a new post, Brother Still Believes Marsmallows are Halal: Digging Himself "Gooey Goodness" Path To Hell http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/219 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:45:18 +0000 support wrote a new post, Brother Still Believes Marsmallows are Halal: Digging Himself "Gooey Goodness" Path To Hell ThumbnailFOREST PARK, IL - Seemingly living under a rock for his entire life, Yasir Iman, a Forest Park native, still believes that all forms of marshmallow are halal.

"They are!" exclaimed the obviously infuriated […]

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]]> http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/38 support wrote a new post, Matrimonial Service Celebrates 20 Years of Service, Fourth Successful Marriage http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/38 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:42:57 +0000 support wrote a new post, Matrimonial Service Celebrates 20 Years of Service, Fourth Successful Marriage ThumbnailBERWYN, IL - Late yesterday afternoon, Convention Marriages, Inc. (CMI) announced the fourth marriage arranged by their matrimonial service. CMI is now ranked as one of the most successful matrimonial services in […]

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]]> http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/45 support wrote a new post, Islamica Finally Reveals Secret! http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/45 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:42:26 +0000 support wrote a new post, Islamica Finally Reveals Secret! ThumbnailSCHAUMBURG, IL - Feeling under pressure from the public and parents alike, the boys at Islamica revealed the source for their creative, yet controversial ideas. At a news conference held in a Suburban Chicago […]

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]]> http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/209 support wrote a new post, SauDisney Now Open http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/209 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:40:12 +0000 support wrote a new post, SauDisney Now Open ThumbnailJEDDAH, KSA - "Kingdom of Saudi, meet the Magic Kingdom," announced Disney CEO Michael Eisner at the opening of his empire's latest theme park in Jeddah.

The park, which had been plagued with various […]

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]]> http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/1 support wrote a new post, Salams! http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/1 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:00:58 +0000 support wrote a new post, Salams! We're working on a few things here but if you'd like to visit the forums, please go to:

http://www.islamicaweb.com/forums

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]]> http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/55 support wrote a new post, FBI Cracks Down On Lemonade Stand Ring, Continues To Sour Relations With Arab Community http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/55 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:00:58 +0000 support wrote a new post, FBI Cracks Down On Lemonade Stand Ring, Continues To Sour Relations With Arab Community ThumbnailBRIDGEVIEW, IL - In its growing paranoia of domestically funded international terrorism, the FBI announced a systematic crackdown of a chain of Arab-owned lemonade stands.

The lemonade stands, operated under the […]

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]]> http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/113 support wrote a new post, Sikh of Being Mistaken For An Arab http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/113 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:00:58 +0000 support wrote a new post, Sikh of Being Mistaken For An Arab ThumbnailBy Preet Wallawallabangbang

How many guys I gotta explain?! I'M NOT ARAB! Look, buddy...some tings are really estarting to pass me off. Hawing the guy say me not talk the English when I AM talk the English is […]

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]]> http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/116 support wrote a new post, He Is, Like, So Not Worth My Time http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/116 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:00:58 +0000 support wrote a new post, He Is, Like, So Not Worth My Time ThumbnailWritten By Anonymous 17 Year Old Sister

At first, I was like "Oh my god!" Why do they always do this to me? Weirdo gross brown women have been asking me the same stupid marriage questions since I was like 16. […]

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]]> http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/119 support wrote a new post, Will Someone Please Marry My Ugly Sister? http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/119 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:00:58 +0000 support wrote a new post, Will Someone Please Marry My Ugly Sister? ThumbnailWritten By Riaz "Unibrow" Sayeed

Seriously. I’m getting sick of this. My dad is freaking out. My mom can’t sleep and walks around all day crying. Nobody’s interested in my hooking up with my sister.

She’s been […]

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]]> http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/121 support wrote a new post, Local MSA Still Ponders Reason For Its Existence: Community, MSA Members Unsure Why They Meet Once A Week http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/121 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:00:58 +0000 support wrote a new post, Local MSA Still Ponders Reason For Its Existence: Community, MSA Members Unsure Why They Meet Once A Week REDNECK COUNTY, IL - Nearly seven years have passed since the founding of the Muslim Student Association at Cornopolis Community College in Redneck County, but the student organization is still struggling to find […]

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]]> http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/125 support wrote a new post, Guest Speaker Takes Local Fundraiser Hostage, National Inspirational Figure Makes Audience His Minimum Target http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/125 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:00:58 +0000 support wrote a new post, Guest Speaker Takes Local Fundraiser Hostage, National Inspirational Figure Makes Audience His Minimum Target FREMONT, CA - When Mrs. Wilson’s third grade class at Fremont Elementary School arrived at school Monday morning, they and others were greeted by a myriad of squad cars and special task forces for both local and […]

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]]> http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/127 support wrote a new post, Shady MSA Getting Shadier http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/127 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:00:58 +0000 support wrote a new post, Shady MSA Getting Shadier DES MOINES, IA - Something is not quite right at the local college MSA. In a continuing pattern of suspicious trends, members are left with many questions as to what might be transpiring within their beloved […]

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]]> http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/129 support wrote a new post, Santa Myth Exposed: Muslim Second Grader Ruins Christmas for Entire Class http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/129 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:00:58 +0000 support wrote a new post, Santa Myth Exposed: Muslim Second Grader Ruins Christmas for Entire Class ThumbnailBOSTON, MA - After the events that transpired here last week, Ms. Johnsons' second grade classroom will never be the same.

"We were making cardboard cutouts for the school's holiday musical when all of a sudden, […]

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]]> http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/131 support wrote a new post, Third Grade Palestinian Boy Claims Responsibility for 'Attack' http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/131 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:00:58 +0000 support wrote a new post, Third Grade Palestinian Boy Claims Responsibility for 'Attack' ThumbnailRICHMOND, VA - For six minutes, the air in Ms. Lambert's third-grade classroom was filled with the stench of a senseless act of juvenile mischief. Students were caught off guard when young Tahir Asafi released one […]

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]]> http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/28 support wrote a new post, Repeat Ifreet http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/28 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:00:58 +0000 support wrote a new post, Repeat Ifreet Dear Islamica,

I'm not really sure if this is a problem or not, but I think it is. Actually now that I think about it, it is a problem. I'm not sure where to turn. I'm really embarrassed to get advice from my […]

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]]> http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/36 support wrote a new post, Silent, But Deadly, Samir http://www.islamicaweb.com/archives/36 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:00:58 +0000 support wrote a new post, Silent, But Deadly, Samir Dear Islamica,

If you can't hear it, does it still break it?

-- "Silent But Deadly" Samir

Response: Well, Samir, you pose a rather interesting question. In fact, I myself have slipped into hours of deep […]

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